70's DEATHTRAP

Behold....the biggest piece of crap ever to be allowed on British roads, the Bondbug. It came in one colour (guess) and was so inherently dangerous it was beyond belief. It was inspired by a piece of cheese and quite frankly, you might as well have been driving a piece of cheese. Only the Sinclair C5 could claim to be more stupid. A great car for the growing family!!!!!!!

Dig the groovy Pans People style chick used to sell you one.

PS. Nai, if you are reading this, none of it will make sense to you.

70's RULE

I am launching a campaign to bring items from the 1970's back into our lives. First off is the Ronco Buttoneer. This was for people too stupid to sew buttons on to their clothes. Instead, you got out your trusty buttoneer and fired a plastic tag (came in all shapes and sizes to suit different clothes) into your garment. Hey presto, no need for sewing. Not only did you now have a lovely plastic tag on your favourite shirt, but you also have a massive hole where the tag went through. You can still buy them on ebay, all my friends can expect one for xmas.

RUBBISH!!!

My art top ten has become my Nemesis. It varies so wildly from day to day that I am finding it difficult to complete. However, it is annoying me to such a degree that I will soon stop prevaricating and post it (yeah yeah). However, this weekend I am off to scale this little beastie. At 4,406ft, Ben Nevis stands above all others in the UK and doesn't she look wonderful. Hugh and I will scale it on Sunday after a couple of beers on Saturday night, and then when we have done it, we will celebrate by having a couple of hundred beers on Sunday night. It does seem slightly ridiculous driving for 18 hours to attempt something that will no doubt do wonders for my already gadget knee, but it just looks too good to resist. Of course, we all know what will happen. We will get a cold snap in Fort William this weekend and Hugh and I will be like a couple of little ice pops on top of a really big hill.